Here’s the stuff I’m entering in tomorrow’s Village Show. You’ll have to excuse the doll’s somewhat un-chaste demeanour – I wanted you to see her underskirt (which is a full one) and her bloomers. I have to admit I didn’t make her – she is my Auntie Eleanors’s creation.
Please bear in mind if you comment that I don’t want to read the words ‘over the top’! I was going to cut it back and save some for next year but then I thought ‘Hey, seize that carp, you might get hit by a bus before then.’