Crocheting with Hugh Grant

Thanks to Hugh Grant I finished my Mystery Blanket on Tuesday morning.  Okay let me expand on that.  No, he didn’t call round for a cuppa and say ‘Here pass that over I’ve have the edging done in no time’.   Basically I think he is a horse’s ar…er, rear end and avoid films with him.  I know he appeals to some people, obviously, and I pass no judgement on your mental state if you are one of these poor, sad individuals.  I however find him extremely irritating.  That said last Wednesday I found myself watching a film with him in completely by accident.

I needed to stay up until quarter to twelve to take some tablets and some visiting friends left at eleven because one had to work the following day and one had to golf so I found a film (Extreme Measures) to watch which wasn’t my usual cup of tea.  It was medical (something I tend to avoid on the telly and always have) and Hugh Grant – he was a surprise as he wasn’t mentioned him on the information.  Having taken my tablets we retired to watch the rest in bed, well to be honest Bud wasn’t too interested in it since there was no barking, growling, etc.

As it turned out it was actually quite good and I ended up watching it all before I nodded off.  So Gene Hackman (who I like) tells Hugh that he’s paralysed due to a fracture at his sixth vertebra severing his spinal cord.  I’m lying there thinking ‘There’s more than one number six in the spine, it’s not necessarily C6’ and then Hugh tells Sarah Jessica Parker (who I can take or leave) that the fracture is at C6 – DOH!

So what the heck has this got to do with my crocheting.  Well on Saturday afternoon I started getting a pain in my left shoulder/back area made worse when I attempted to iron.  On a scale of one to ten let’s just say it was noticeable.  I popped some paracetamol and 60mg of codeine and in light of watching said film and having some loosening at C6 I sat down on the settee and took it easy for the rest of the day by crocheting.  It was tons better on Sunday though I stuck to the crocheting and when I went for a free massage on Monday (four free massages at the local oncology centre with every relapse – there has to be some perks) the aromatherapist did say that there was a knot in the muscle.  From my experience with L3 which started 10 months before it actually collapsed I still currently have full range of movement and no ‘Help, I can’t get off the toilet.  I hope B is home from work soon’ muscle spasms.  It’s not bothering me enough that I would make a specific trip to the Royal but I will mention it when I go on Tuesday.

 And that’s how Hugh Grant helped me get my blanket finished and here it is… 

Would I do a mystery blanket again?  No.  It was a bit pricey to do more than once and while I do like it’s more decorative than snuggly and a bit smaller at 89cm/35″ wide x 142cm/56″ long  than other blankets/throws I’ve previously made and a tad heavy, in my opinion, to display on a wall.

If I had seen the completed design as a pattern would I have attempted it?  No.

Am I glad I did it? Yes, my crocheting has improved a lot and there are a number of different techniques in there that I probably wouldn’t have tried like beading – which I really, really liked and would do again.

The designer, once again, is Jane Crowfoot and next year’s blanket, although I haven’t seen the hint shots yet, will be more feminine and lacy and involve less sewing up and presumably less ends to weave in.  I lost count after 100 but I don’t think there can have been much less than 1,000!

Other Creative Spaces can be found here – don’t know if Hugh helped anybody else out.

9 responses to “Crocheting with Hugh Grant

  1. Paula I have never seen a more beautiful blanket! It is absolutely exquisite! You will have to post a picture of where you decided to display it…wall or furniture. I cannot even begin to imagine the talent one must have to even attempt such a feat as that pattern. YOU ARE AMAZING! (Oh, and I too believe Hugh Grant can be a little much, but might have to watch that movie!)

  2. Hackman is a great favorite here, too.

    The blanket is stunning. More than stunning — I can’t even find a word that meets its beauty.

  3. WOW… LOVELY, ELEGANT, COLORFUL… in all caps because I am shouting out what a good job you did!

  4. This blanket is unique, I have never seen something like this. If it were mine I would use it on a small table, maybe with some solid fabric underneath.

  5. That came together quickly in the end! It’s very complicated … think I can safely say that it’s way beyond my crocheting ability!!

  6. Good work Batgirl!

  7. It looks like a VERY expensive hand-crafted rug… and that’s exactly what it is! You are a highly skilled lady, lady! Woo hoo! Still not sure I understand the Hugh connection though…
    And why are you ironing? What possible need can you have for ironed things? B needs to learn to do his own!

  8. A masterpiece! Such exuberant colors! Knitting and crocheting are functional but you make them art. What new exciting projects are you thinking next?

  9. Wowsers… I could never do that…. this is beautiful… and I love your comment about the tea cups in the bushes… that would be so very cute…

    Big hug for you,.,,,, 😀

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