Ohhhh, I have so nearly finished my orange knitting. In fact I plan to unveil it tomorrow! What will I do with my time, perhaps I will tell you how to get a good deal on your home phone package, it’s a little convoluted and you’ll need the following:
A ridiculously expensive chair from John Lewis that arrives with a fault
A little doggy that feels hard done to missing his walk the previous day so is full of extra energy
A friend calling round who is afraid of said little doggy so surplus energy is the last thing he needs to have
An other half who decides to play a practical joke
An exasperated (well after speaking to me he was) call centre salesman desperate to keep your custom
And look again no use of the letter in the middle of a and c.