Urgently Needed – One large bird preferably with loose bowels

I have discovered the secret to making Bernard clean stuff.  Bird poo!

I photographed him barely two weeks ago cleaning bird muck off the car and then earlier this week…

       

As you can cleary see from photo 2 he relishes the task.

And it happended again today, although I have no photographic evidence as I was sewing in the back bedroom when he asked where the tissues were as he’d run out of kitchen roll!

So I just need to get a large bird to make deposits in the house and the housework is sorted!

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4 responses to “Urgently Needed – One large bird preferably with loose bowels

  1. Don’t your local seagulls use toilet paper then?

  2. Love it! Good thinking that x

  3. You could ask your neighbour across the road for help. Neigh-bour….. get it!!!! ;-D

  4. I have just the thing! I will send over the pteradactyl
    that bombed our cars here 2 weeks ago. I think B is
    gonna need a bigger sponge.

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