I have discovered the secret to making Bernard clean stuff. Bird poo!
I photographed him barely two weeks ago cleaning bird muck off the car and then earlier this week…
As you can cleary see from photo 2 he relishes the task.
And it happended again today, although I have no photographic evidence as I was sewing in the back bedroom when he asked where the tissues were as he’d run out of kitchen roll!
So I just need to get a large bird to make deposits in the house and the housework is sorted!
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Don’t your local seagulls use toilet paper then?
Love it! Good thinking that x
You could ask your neighbour across the road for help. Neigh-bour….. get it!!!! ;-D
I have just the thing! I will send over the pteradactyl
that bombed our cars here 2 weeks ago. I think B is
gonna need a bigger sponge.